Christmas Gift Guide: winter warmers

Scarves made from Welsh blankets and slippers made from offcuts of upholstery leather – these are cosy winter warmers, Ernest style

Welsh Blanket Sock, £16, fforest

Fforest use their Welsh wool blankets as inspiration for their super warm, soft, thick cotton socks. A stroke of design genius. Made by Welsh sock makers Corgi who've been at it since 1892. Available in colours fire, sea and rock. 

 

Leather Slippers, £35, Motties

Alex Mottram founded Motties while working for a furniture company and discovered that all the offcuts of upholstery leather were being thrown away. She took them home and turned them into soft, cosy and durable slippers. And the rest is history.  £1 from every pair sold goes to a homeless charity.

 

The Clunie jumper, £110, Quiggleys

It’s fitting that this simple lambswool crew-neck jumper is named after a river that runs through the Cairngorms. At one end of the journey is the yarn, produced by JC Rennie, which has been hand-mixing wool since 1798. At the other end is Quiggley’s good friend Bob and his team of craftsmen in the scottish Borders, who knit the jumpers to ensure a faultless fit and finish.

 

Lorgill Scarf, £25, Skye Weavers

On the Isle of Skye there is an amazing couple in an old crofters' cottage weaving beautiful scarves, throws, blankets and cushion covers on a bicycle-powered loom. We particularly love their bold yellow Lorgill scarf in herringbone weave. Perfect winter gift for a man or woman.

 

Welsh Wool Blanket Scarf, £55-£75, fforest

This is what we love fforest for – their Welsh blanket scarves woven at a tiny wool mill near the banks of the River Teifi in West Wales. Available in four colours and two sizes.

 

Deerskin Gloves, £59.95, Pedal & Tread

These cork-coloured deerskin gloves are just perfect for winter with their soft, warm leather and boa fleece lining that traps air, retains heat and wicks away moisture. Made by Swedes. They know a thing or two about keeping warm in the cold.

Time for a pint: Beacon Hotel, Sedgley

Dimpled pint glasses, Victorian bell-pushes and real ale brewed in a tower out back and served from a hatch, this Dudley pub is a house of solace for anyone fortunate to tread its passageway. Jon Saxon of Doghouse Magazine pulls up a pew...

Image: Gavin Weston

Image: Gavin Weston

Daylight hasn’t much further to fall to find total darkness, as we eventually enter the main door into a benchmark public house; a blueprint that has been hanging on this corner in Sedgley since 1860, for the nation’s publicans to come and observe. Its recipe remains as original as its beer, brewed out back, with its Victorian vice keeping it well and truly planted in the 19th century. The opening hours aren’t immune. Nor is the style of service.

A sprinkling of modern signage and security measures are there for your eyes to see – bedfellowing with Victorian bell-pushes and genuinely old portraits – yet little other than a soothing mood consumes your senses... as you enter off the modern mundane public pavement of Bilston Street, out front, into the date-stamped passageway, floor-tiled in red. 

Many pubs take a while to warm up, getting into the groove of business over a couple of hours in some cases: it happens here in a matter of minutes, like ale-hungry moths lured by gas lamp fixtures and back-lit beer engines.

Labourers – laden, still, with that day’s duty of plaster, paint, dust and grime – take early-shift solace in the six-tile-wide passageway of this pub, each with a handled dimple glass, headed mostly with the stuff of Sarah Hughes Brewery, quite possibly 6% Dark Ruby Mild, quite possibly more being brewed right this moment, just a few footsteps away. It’s a swathe of dimpled pint glasses as far as the eye can see, as we too take refuge in the narrow hallway, flanked by one of the serveries and the sweeping staircase. With an increase in custom making its way through the front door we are forced up one of the rungs to allow the latest troops hatch access. It’s definitely a hatch too – rare and remarkable in its design – with three serving windows in total, each serving a different part of this elegantly basic public house.

They are best described as squat wooden sash windows, with mottled glass inserts. Inlaid in a dark red wood surround, they ooze even more romance for their positioning, allowing both customer and bar staff very little in the way of eye contact, perhaps a midriff at best, and just enough sight of one of the seven hand pumps being pulled for your beer. 

Stooping down to pay for and collect your pint off the narrow hardwood 1920s island counter is treated as much a charm, as many would assume an inconvenience. Captivated – it is hard not to be, by this intentionally compromised central tree house of beer: each one of its many panes of glass a corner shop sweet jar. The rich goods, and their actions behind, attract the attention of both regulars and visitors (with blurred curiosity) as a refraction of reds, greens, blues and yellows moves around the room – darting from behind bar staff as they rotate from hatch to hatch – changing the form and composition like an internal lighthouse.

It’s a solid survivor that proves that you can do just swell (immeasurably so, with the queues forming at each hatch) with a simple blend of honest home-brew, cheese and onion baps, and staff that clearly like being there. 

Certain customers take up a seat in one room, whilst others prefer another, dividing up a beautiful mix of backgrounds, voices, and opinions – these acoustics seemingly collecting in the passageway as a casual crescendo – like the perfect jukebox song played at the perfect moment on a perfect date. It’s a soothing hum that speaks of community, of thriving warmth, and of good business practice – without being able to decipher one word from another. Forget scented lavender candles, essential oils, chamomile bubble bath and orca whale CDs; this soundtrack could settle any teething child into lull, a grown man down from a day’s rage… relax the wildest of woman’s woes. 

But of course there’s nothing quite like the real thing – awaiting your ears and more, everyday here, in Sedgley: a real pub with real award-winning ale, real outdoor lavs, a real Victorian brewery tower… and very real Victorian opening hours.

Beacon Hotel, 129 Bilston Street, Sedgley, Dudley, DY3 1JE, 01902 883 380

OPENING HOURS: Monday–Friday: 12noon– 2.30pm and 5.30pm–11pm; Saturday: 12noon–3pm and 6pm–11pm; Sunday: 12noon–3pm and 7pm–11pm

Jon Saxon is the founder and editor of Doghouse Magazine and Ludlow Ledger

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Christmas Gift Guide: Grooming

Ernest is constantly being told he smells really, really great. He's actually getting rather tired of it, so much so he's divulging his grooming secrets with the rest of you to share the burden. It is the season of sharing after all.

Shaving kit, Mensphere, £50

This beautiful set is designed to put a shimmy in your shave by bathing your lucky face in the finest ingredients.The shaving cream contains argan oil to soften the hair and lift the beard, nourishing the skin and protecting against razor burn. You can apply the cream with the badger hair shaving brush elegantly rolled in handcrafted Italian leather. It’s the kind of pampering your face deserves. Nay, demands!

 

Eucris, Geo F Trumper, £44

This was James Bond’s favourite scent, mentioned in ian Fleming’s 1956 novel Diamonds are Forever. Eucris has earned a permanent place on Ernest's bathroom shelf. Whenever he douses himself in its peppery, sandalwood scent he feels ready for anything. Scent: sandalwood, musk, moss, jasmine, cumin, coriander and blackcurrant.

 

Mark One safety razor, oil and flannel, Thomas Clipper, £65

Thomas Clipper has had one hell of a year, smashing its crowd funding target last month and going into production soon after. Their Mark One razor (which reminds us rather of a bullet shell) uses single blade razors that give a more accurate shave and doesn't tug and pull at the skin like a multi-blade. Kit includes a Mark One razor, a year's worth of blades, Frankincense shaving oil and exfoliating cotton flannel.

 

Bamboo toothbrush, Brsh Collective, £4.99 each, £20 for a year's subscription

Brsh Collective make sustainable, biodegradable, organic bamboo toothbrushes that are so bright and cheerful everyone must have one in their toothbrush holder above the sink, or in their toiletry bag, or in the medicine cabinet, or wherever, jeez. You can even subscribe and receive a fresh toothbrush every three months.

 

Bath Oil, Ambre, The Future Kept, £18

A dribble of this invigorating blend of rosemary, thyme and mint essential oil in your bath every night will set you right for 2015. Ambre Botanicals herbal bath oil is hand crafted in the UK from 100% raw plant source. Sounds tasty. Don't drink the bath water, though.

 

Mr Willie Mack's All-Over Wax, Mr Natty, £28

This is the daddy of multipurpose products. Dry skin? Rub it on. Flaky scalp? Massage some in. Wherever you happen to have skin, Mr Natty’s wax will make it smoother, softer and fresher. It comes in a 100ml tin that will last you ages, and it has a fresh citrus but not overpowering fragrance. Great used on hands after climbing or rough work.

You can read our guide to Wild Colognes in print issue 2 of Ernest Journal, on sale now.

Christmas Gift Guide: yum scrums

A delicious treat is a sure way to anyone's heart. Ladies and gentlemen, behold mushrooms you can grow at home, a keepsake cookbook and quite possibly the best chocolate ever

GroCycle Mushroom Kit, from £16


Ernest loves a mushroom and enjoys a good forage, but the similarities between a fungus that offers tasty deliciousness and one that delivers death by hemlock poisoning make us a tad nervous.You can rest easier with this fascinating grow-your-own oyster mushroom kit, made from waste coffee grounds and yielding its first harvest just 14 days after opening.

 

Sourdough & Seasalt Chocolate, £5.80, Pump Street Bakery


A combination of three great things: sourdough, seasalt and chocolate. Oh yes. All wrapped up in fondlesome greaseproof paper. Oh yes, oh yes. And best of all it's made right here in Blighty, in a small family-run bakery on the Suffolk Coast, using single origin beans imported directly to them from family farms and cooperatives around the world. Amen and a hurrah to that.
 

Loose leaf tea blends, from £7, The Tea Alchemist


It's a fine thing in life to purchase your tea from a proper tea merchant who knows their stuff. We give you the Tea Alchemist. Choose a blend from their delectable range, from Moroccan Mint to Organic Chai. Ernest's personal favourite is Vanilla Black – a black tea blend of Assam, Yunnan Black and real Madagascan vanilla. Yep. Merry Christmas.
 


Exotic Pepper Gift Pack, £9.99, Peppermongers


“The world’s best pepper. Not to be sneezed at.” What a tagline. When I asked Tom of Peppermongers which pepper from his range our readers needed in their cupboards, he recommended the Indonesian Long Pepper, which is in this gift pack: “It’s the one the three musketeers ate, the Romans loved and that featured in the Kama Sutra.” Need he say more? 
 


Herb Recipe Cards, £8, Witshop


A fine set of hand-illustrated printed note cards from clever design duo Witshop, each with a herby recipe on the reverse, including cheesy chive scones, lovage soup, rosemary cookies and basil pesto. The inside is left blank for your scribblings. 
 


The Kinfolk Table Book, £21.58, Pedlars

We're huge fans of cult magazine Kinfolk and even more besotted with their beautifully photographed and written book bringing together recipes, stories and people from around the world.  A cookbook to cherish and pass on to your grandkids, we reckons. 

Yulelads are coming to town

Keep your sausages in the fridge and your sheep locked in the barn for the troublesome Yulelads, or Jólasveinarnir, of Icelandic folklore are on the prowl this time of year

Around the festive period do you ever get bored of that rather over-friendly old fellow Santa Claus with his benevolent smile and highly trained pack of reindeer? Then let us introduce you to the Yule Lads (Jólasveinarnir) of Icelandic folklore. Thirteen sons of mountain-dwelling trolls Grýla and Leppalúði, one of these lads visits Icelandic homes every night before Christmas to play pranks and cause mischief. If you’re really bad they may even bring their Yule Cat ( Jólakötturinn) with them, who’ll eat you if you’re not wearing your finest new Christmas clothes. Here are four of Ernest’s favourite Jólasveinarnir.

Stekkjarstaur

Arriving on 12 December, Stekkjarstaur or the ‘sheep worrier’ will try to suck your sheep dry, although he is often impaired by his stiff peg legs.

Gáttaþefur

The ‘doorway sniffer’ will use his massive nose to locate any laufabrauð (Icelandic bread eaten over Christmas) and snaffle it when you’re not looking.

Skyrgámur

Akin to the Ernest team, this chap has a deep love for the wholesome Icelandic yoghurt Skyr so be careful to keep that fridge door firmly shut.

Bjúgnakrækir

The sausage pilferer hides in the eaves and beams of your house and steals sausages and any other meats you have left hanging up for smoking.

Words: Duncan Wright
Illustrations: Aaron Bagley and Cellar Door Mercantile

This was taken from the second print issue of Ernest Journal, available to buy now.